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recipes

i'm not very good at cooking but i'd like to learn so i don't have to subsist off pasta and soup for the rest of my life.

my recipes so far:

none of these include portion sizes btw just do whatever you want basically.

++ a word of advice for my fellow depressed bitches

dishes suck and they’re 80% of the reason i don’t eat sometimes so here’s my advice.

basically just try to reuse dishes as much as possible (while still being hygienic ofc)

bc yeah there’ve been times where i wouldn’t eat anything (genuinely anything) bc the thought of having to wash all these dishes afterward felt like too much effort, but i found that using these (admittedly minor) ways of trying to reduce that workload helped, even just mentally – like oh there's only 7 dishes to wash instead of 10. i guess i'll eat today after all

maybe it’ll help someone else. sorry if you’re going through that though it really does suck

other people's recipes

why not

The Best Lemon Bars
lemon pastries are genuine ambrosia and whoever invented them is going to heaven
Philadelphia Classic Cheesecake
the recipe says to bake for only 55 minutes but that's a LIE. you'll need an hour At Least or else your cheesecake will be all liquidy :(